10 reasons why Lebanese were not involved in September 11!

10. 8:45 is too early for most Lebanese to wake up.
09. Lebanese are always late, they would've missed all 4 flights.
08. The attendants on the planes would be a distraction.
07. Once in the air, they would have changed their mind.
06. Free food and drinks on the plane would have displaced their focus.
05. The suspected car found outside of Boston Airport would not be a Ford, but a BMW with chrome wheels.
04. They would never have agreed on whom would fly the plane.
03. Everyone would have wanted to be the boss, which would have started a big fight on the plane.
02. Their mothers would have told them to be home for dinner at 8 pm.
01. Most importantly, months before doing it, they would have already told everyone about it.

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[A.adam]

lool that was funny i love lebanon